Go to www. urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.

1) Your name?
Jyle

jyle isn't defined yet.



2) Your age?:
14


the age of any person who listens to music that you hate. Unless of corse you ARE actually 14, in which case the age of any person who listens to music that you hate is 12.



3) One of your friends?:
Paolo

Paolo is an epitome of manhood. What you see is what you get. Girls and the girls at heart likes him but his eyes and heart already belongs to somebody else.



4) What should you be doing?:
Homework


Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)


5) Favorite Food?
Burger


Minced and reformed beef in a vaguely disc-shaped slab, cooked, and placed inside a bread roll, possibly along with various vegetables and sauces. Usually the meat is sourced from cheap offcuts and has a higher than average fat content. That being said, there is something distinctly refreshing about biting into a great greasy burger once every so often.



6) Hometown?
Angono



This is where good, talented, beautiful and handsome people are born


7) Middle name?
Dimain

Dimain isn't defined yet.

8) Car you drive?
nothing.

Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.

9) Last person you talked to on the phone?
a friggin' debt collector.



he jackass calls constantly and always at the wrong time. Ussually some fag who is socially inept, can't get a date and wears a pocket protector. He uses the phone like a weapon the same way the school yard bully's used to beat him with a bat. But no matter what he says, he will still be a whimpy fag with a little dick and no life.